"alan.holmes" wrote in message
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"hugh" ] wrote in message
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In message , alan.holmes
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My green veg has been destroyed by the damned birds, the sprouts and
another, whose name I cannot remember, have been decimated by the *******
birds, how can I stop the damned things from getting at the green veg?

Alan




Get a cat

One of our neighbours has a cat, which seems to think my garden belongs to
it, but it hasn't, so far, realised that it should be keeping the damned
birds away, how do you train them?

Hahaha.
If you find a way to train a cat, please advise me ;-)
Tina