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Billy[_10_] · **Saint Peter on 10-2-95**

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St. Peter says,
"Mankind picks up a handful of dirt, and in this
dirt he may find stones, he may find silver, rock, gold.
He may find small creatures, but he will not find a
Soul.

I suspect the same could be said for Congress as well, having sold
theirs to Ol' Nick for campaign financing long ago.

But today isn't the day to contemplate the future or the past, but to
rejoice in the present, even if we ain't got a pot to **** in. There is
always the grateful tree to accept one's offerings.

Bless St. Patrick, who gives us a chance to down a pint or two (don't
forget the Irish toast to the Queen), and may everyone enjoy a slice or
two of brisket, and some cabbage and potatoes.

Wanting that, then a stop at your local Irish publican to become
bellicose, lachrymose, and comatose.

Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig
--
"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the
merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arn3lF5XSUg
http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/Zinn/HZinn_page.html