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Default Outlandish Particle Periodic Table update IX

Hi there,
So the paramedics were unable to enter the tanks and get contaminated
by
the vapourised depleted uranium, which was worse than a dirty bomb.
I do not think that all the guys with Gulf War Syndrome are suffering
from
an attack of the vapours, just illegal nuclear waste disposal.

From: Tony Lance
Newsgroups: rec.autos.makers.honda,sci.space.history
Subject: Big Bertha Thing blogs
Date: Nov 23 2006, 12:40 pm

Big Bertha Thing pastures
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
Web 2 file access page for 138K Zip File, see link:-
http://mathforum.org/kb/thread.jspa?...41439&#6941439

Worked example of Outlandish Particle Periodic Table in Structure
Order,
complete with programs, source code in listing format and
documentation.

Pastures Software Package.
(Particle Structure Results Program, in Fortran 77.)
Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System.
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.


Big Bertha Thing cricket

The Rules of Cricket
by Tony Lance

1. 1st side goes in till all out. (10 out of 11)
2nd side goes in till all out.
1st side wins.
Exceptions;-
i Rain stops play is draw.
ii 2nd side scores more, game stops they win.
iii Equal final scores are a draw.

2. Every run counts one.
Exceptions;-
i A no runs boundary hit counts 4.
ii A no runs clean over boundary hit counts 6.
iii A no hit too wide counts 1.
iv A no hit boundary counts 4.
v A no hit over boundary counts 6. (missing rule)
vi A no hit can still be run.

3. Caught out or bowled out. (owzat!)
Exceptions;-
i Stumped out.
ii Run out.
iii Thrown out.
iv Trod on wicket.
v Retired injured.

Exception to all of above.
Runner for slightly injured.


Street Cricket

Forget all the exceptions and rules 1 and 2.
Equipment;-
i Cut out bat.
ii Rubber ball.
iii Piece of chalk.

Owner of bat goes first.
Owner of ball goes first.
Fielder bowls next.
Bowled out, bowler bats.
Caught out, catcher bats and swaps bat for ball.
The end
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 2000
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.

Tony Lance

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On 4 Apr, 19:24, Rusty Hinge wrote:
Tony Lance wrote:
Hi there,
My father-in-law grew and smoked his own, lived to his eighties
and died of lung cancer RIP


From: Tony Lance
Newsgroups: rec.autos.makers.honda,sci.space.history
Subject: Big Bertha Thing blogs
Date: Oct 10 2006, 13:38 pm


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