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Old 20-04-2010, 11:40 AM posted to aus.gardens
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Default how to achieve inner peace.

Soem people here get too exited.
But here's the answer...


Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve "inner
peace" is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't
finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abuttle
of vocka, a pockage of Pingles, tha rmainder of a bodl Prozic and Valum
scriptns, the res of the Chesecak an a box a choclets. Yu haff no idr
how gud I fil.



Peas sen dis on to any wun yu fel nid inr pis.