On Wed, 21 Apr 2010 22:30:41 +0100, "Christina Websell"
wrote:

(Dig very big deep hole, fill with manure, old bones, road kill,
old leather shoes, and fresh soil.)

If you could also get hold of a dead donkey that would probably help too,
but of course the hole would need to be deeper.

Not if it's well rotted down.

The back of the airing cupboard would seem to be about the right
temperature. After a year or so the skin makes a nice hard wearing
egg-cosy.

Derek ;-)