Ian B wrote:
(I have a strawberry patch that is very yellow and buttery-coloured
atm!)

It's amazing how every time you think you've got it all out... give it a
couple of days and there's some more, isn't it? I swear, it must contain the
long sought secret of eternal life.

It's the way that they hide and pretend to be strawberry plants that annoys
me. :-(
(I can tell the difference if I get close to them, or once they start
opening up properly, but the young plants are quite similar until you try
to pull them out!)