HAHA!!
Isn't gardening fun!?!?
Then take the water hose and shoot it in the
can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest
maybe now you've learned how to be smarter than the water hose....maybe
not....


"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
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None4U wrote:
What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered
and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid
fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and
real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch
in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the
can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest.

Feel free to add to the list.




1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face.

2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including
feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come
from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking.

3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has
now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant
creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water
everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps.

David