In uk.rec.gardening ???? ? ???? wrote:
A cautionary tale.(crossposted if you need to care)

Best wishes in your recovery. Makes me feel slightly better about my own
little incidents today, if that helps (I'm sure it doesn't!).
I manager to stick a prong of a gardening fork straight into my toe, which
is still hurting now, and then as we reached twilight (and I was stuck out
on the allotment tidying up the stuff that had been left there when He
decided he had sunstroke and was going home ...) and I managed to walk
face-first into an eye-height wire which was nearly invisible at that light
level.
Wouldn't mind, but that's twice now that I've walked into the same damned
wire. :-(