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Tomato Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
garden,
but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent,
who used to help him, was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son
and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my
tomato garden this year. Im just getting too old to be digging up a garden
plot.
If you were here my troubles would be over.I know you would dig the plot
for me.
Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his
son.

Dear Dad,
Please dont dig up that garden. Thats where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning,FBI agents and local police arrived and dugup
the entire area without finding any bodies.They apologized to the old man
and left.
He is a bit annoyed, so writes to his son regarding this intrusion.

That next day he received anotherletter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
Thats the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie

An oldie but a GOODIE.