Richard Bos wrote:
®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:

In the next bed was a man who had destroyed a toe on one foot and a
lot of the flesh on the opposite shin. He had slipped on a sloping
lawn, using a Flymo and slid his legs under the blade.
General anaesthetic and foreign holiday cancelled.

Just further away a professional gardener was hedge trimming at his
own property (using his employer's equipment). Using it one-handed, he
tried to catch a falling bough with his free hand but it had the
blades attached to it and destroyed a swathe of flesh on his free arm.
General anaesthetic and sick note

So, you won't be trying to beat this any time soon, then:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8700030.stm.

That's all very well, but how good are the stripes?
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Tciao for Now!

John.