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Old 22-07-2010, 06:18 AM posted to rec.gardens
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Default Neighbor never has good tomatoes and it's his own fault

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"ChairMan" wrote:

In ,
EVP MAN spewed forth:
My next door neighbor never has good tomatoes and each year he
complains
I'm never going to buy my plants there again! LOL He don't

fertilize his soil at all, he don't water them at all and he plants
them right next to his asparagus bed that he dumps 20 pounds of rock
salt on each year. An area of about four by four foot. Every year I
have been getting nice crops of tomatoes and offering him some. This
year I also have a nice crop but guess what? No tomatoes for him this
year! I grew all my plants from seed indoors under grow lights before
setting them in the garden. I gave both of my next door neighbors
eight tomato plants, two cantaloupe plants and a purple cauliflower
plant. All our plants are doing fine except for the one neighbor who
don't take care of his. He won't have any excuse this year because
all our plants came from the same seed and he won't be getting any of
my fruit either since he neglected to care for his sorry looking
plants! He says: I just stick them in the ground and let them do
whatever they want to do! Oh, no more plants for him either come
next season. I work too hard raising them from seed just to watch
them die a slow death in his yard!

Rich from PA


Best be careful, he might get Obama to make you share your fruits of labor
with him anywayeg


Ha, ha. Glad to know that the self imposed, simple minded are still with
us. It makes us look good to have plenty of posts, even if they are from
those who enjoy the WWF (World Wrestling Federation). He-haw.
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