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Old 23-07-2010, 12:39 AM posted to rec.gardens
ChairMan ChairMan is offline
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Default Neighbor never has good tomatoes and it's his own fault

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EVP MAN spewed forth:
My next door neighbor never has good tomatoes and each year he
complains
I'm never going to buy my plants there again! LOL He don't
fertilize his soil at all, he don't water them at all and he plants
them right next to his asparagus bed that he dumps 20 pounds of rock
salt on each year. An area of about four by four foot. Every year
I have been getting nice crops of tomatoes and offering him some.
This year I also have a nice crop but guess what? No tomatoes for
him this year! I grew all my plants from seed indoors under grow
lights before setting them in the garden. I gave both of my next
door neighbors eight tomato plants, two cantaloupe plants and a
purple cauliflower plant. All our plants are doing fine except for
the one neighbor who don't take care of his. He won't have any
excuse this year because all our plants came from the same seed and
he won't be getting any of my fruit either since he neglected to
care for his sorry looking plants! He says: I just stick them in
the ground and let them do whatever they want to do! Oh, no more
plants for him either come next season. I work too hard raising
them from seed just to watch them die a slow death in his yard!

Rich from PA


Best be careful, he might get Obama to make you share your fruits of
labor with him anywayeg


Ha, ha. Glad to know that the self imposed, simple minded are still
with us. It makes us look good to have plenty of posts, even if they
are from those who enjoy the WWF (World Wrestling Federation). He-haw.


Glad to see that the party of tolerance still has no sense of humor or
tolerance of other opinion.
Keep drinkin the koolaid, comrade