On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 11:20:32 +0800, Oldus Fartus wrote:

Aardvark wrote:
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:22:59 -0700, Matty F wrote:

On Jul 23, 4:54 am, "Wallace" wrote:

bug zapper. turn it on at night, with other lights off.
I've heard that mozzies are attracted to CO2 being breathed out, and
not to the light in a bug zapper. Try a bugzapper with a CO2 source.

Or attach a bug zapper to your forehead, or to the front of the
flypaper hat with aluminium foil lining.




I have found one of the most effective solutions is to get ****ed before
bed, then take a long bath in Scotch whisky, followed by a roll in a
sand pit. When the little muthas bite during the night they suck up all
the whisky, get argumentative and kill each other by throwing the grains
of sand.

Sounds like a cunning plan, mate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKRxX3s3JlM

--
"Snakes! Sons of vipers! How will you escape the judgment of hell?"
Matthew 23:33.
The whole chapter is cool, too.