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Old 29-07-2010, 11:31 AM posted to uk.rec.gardening
Jill Bell[_3_] Jill Bell[_3_] is offline
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On 29/07/2010 08:49, moghouse wrote:
On Jul 29, 8:15 am, wrote:
What to do about moles. They wreck my veg plot.


Go down to Cats Protection and adopt a moggy! Mine not only keeps my
garden (and the neighbours) clear but also the field beyond. Of course
I could rent him out to you at very reasonable rates!


Mine brings them home - live!!

On one fateful morning some years back, I came downstairs to find the
new puppy had had a poorly tummy and had liberally plastered the
floor/walls and appliances in the utility room with (well getting down
to basics) pooh!!!
Trying to sort this out - a very long job, and not one really suited to
night attire as a means of protective clothing, while trying to keep a
small bouncy lab who was feeling much better from helping, I was further
hindered by the cat appearing through the utility room window and
dropping a live and decidedly angry mole into the procedings.

Of course it escaped and was finally tracked down trying to dig a hole
in the carpet in the sitting room (the carpet still bears the scars).
Donning the gauntlets used for putting logs on the stove I captured it,
put on wellies and my waterproof over my nightie, and risked the hundred
yard dash to the fields to release it from whence it came, thinking that
at 5:30 in the morning the chances of meeting anybody were low.

How wrong I was - the newspaper lady looked stunned! "Don't ask" was all
I said as I dashed past to get home and sort out the rest of the
devastation. I saw her a few days later and she asked "Are you okay
dear, you seemed a bit stressed the other morning?"