On Jul 29, 3:22*pm, harry wrote:

Go down to Cats Protection and adopt a moggy! Mine not only keeps my
garden (and the neighbours) clear but also the field beyond. Of course
I could rent him out to you at very reasonable rates!

Hah. Not on I'm afraid. *There is a busy road next to us. Cats don't
last two minutes

Well you've got to pick a canny one! Try a battered old tom with bus-
ticket ears.