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Old 29-07-2010, 07:38 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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Default Psssttt...wanna buy a courgette?

On 29/07/2010 20:11, David WE Roberts wrote:
Lovely, large and tasty.
Very very healthy.
Special offer.

Tell you what, squire, do you two for one.

Cutting me own throat, but how about three for one?

Look, look.....free sample, how about that?

You're a hard man, I can see that.
Best and final offer, here's £5 if you take this bag full.

What, bloke down the road offered you £10?

[A bit like trying to rehome kittens at the moment....]


Sounds like you are in the market for some courgettes ;-) I'll have a
van load delivered to your house tomorrow for £1.

It's either glut or none with 'em. The freezer is already full of
chopped frozen courgettes to make soup with over winter. Blink and
you've got a full sized naval torpedo growing.

Last year mosaic virus stopped them all dead in their track after
harvesting a handful. Overrun with them this year already.

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David in Normandy.
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