Bob Hobden wrote:

Then on the same trip there was the Ozzy shouting "Don't step back" at
me as my head was 6inches from a "Funnel Web", and my cousin in Adelaide
saying "If you go in the garage don't put your hand on anything unless
you look well first, there are Red Backs in there"!

And be careful if you go in The Shed - there are rednecks loose.

Or loose rednecks.

Or both.
--
Rusty