Enabling a garden bonfire
On 13 Oct, 16:53, Janet wrote:
In article o.uk,
says...
On Tue, 12 Oct 2010 21:57:21 +0100, john hamilton wrote:
Not wishing to buy a dustbin incinerator for what would be a kind of one
off job, does anyone have any ideas on how to make a simple kind
incinerator/grill (the basic idea i suppose is to get the air in
underneath) thing to make the bonfire burn better.
Good grief don't people know how to build a fire these days?
* Not unless they have a degree in Bonfire Enabling. Course fees are
£10,000. Applicants should have *matriculated with a high grade in A
level Match-striking and at least a pass paper in Crumpling.
* *Janet
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