"Pico Rico" wrote:
"mleblanca" wrote:
Chris wrote:
(MICHELLE H.) wrote:

Does anyone know of any EFFECTIVE way to keep skunks out of the yard.
For about 3 weeks now, we have had a skunk coming out at night and
destroying the yard.

There's a good reason the skunk is foraging in your yard but not your
neighbor's yards, YOU ARE A FILTHY SLOB.

you can try laying out some poisoned bait.

Poisoned bait is a terrible suggestion! Nothing could justify another
pet/animal being poisoned for the sake of a lawn. If the skunk has
free access to the yard, so do other animals including children.
Emilie

Poison seems sensible.

You need to be poisoned, and especially all your family members...
don't need your sicko genes reproducing.

Normal brained folks would use a have-a-heart trap so the critter can
be relocated... AWAY FROM YOU SICK RETARDS.