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Old 05-12-2010, 12:47 AM posted to alt.motorcycles,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.sys.mac.advocacy,rec.gardens
Steve Carroll Steve Carroll is offline
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Default Reality coldcocks Snit... again. Was: The Duc is up for the sale!

On Dec 4, 5:27*pm, Snit wrote:

(snip)

Whatever... depends on what amuses me at the moment.


It's that time of year again, Snit

Remember how you used to amuse yourself with this...


(sung to: Frosty the Snowman)

Toasty the Snowbear

Sleeps in Snit's bed every night

But it's not by choice 'cuz he has no voice

Which is much to Snit's delight

Toasty the Snowbear

Has a very sore rear end

With a tear in his eye and a big supply

Of Preparation H to mend (it)

There must have been some magic

In the suppository pad he used

For when he put it into place

He forgot about being abused

Toasty the Snowbear

Was alive wishing it wouldn't last

Running here and there like a crazy bear

Hoping Snit couldn't run that fast.

He had a thing for Fluffy the Cat

So down to the basement he went

He hoped that bitch could help him out

while he hid in the laundry vent

Then that cat came strolling in

As soaked as it could be

Poor Toasty hadn't counted on

The plight he was too see

Toasty the Snowbear

Didn't get ****ed on like Snit's cat

Though his bottom was sore

And he wanted no more

He was glad not to deal with that

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Just look at Toasty flee

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Anything to avoid Snit's pee !!!!





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