Big Crotch on a Small Fish wrote:
Steve Carroll wrote:
On Dec 4, 5:27 pm, Snit wrote:
(snip)
Whatever... depends on what amuses me at the moment.
It's that time of year again, Snit
Remember how you used to amuse yourself with this...
(sung to: Frosty the Snowman)
Toasty the Snowbear
Sleeps in Snit's bed every night
But it's not by choice 'cuz he has no voice
Which is much to Snit's delight
Toasty the Snowbear
Has a very sore rear end
With a tear in his eye and a big supply
Of Preparation H to mend (it)
There must have been some magic
In the suppository pad he used
For when he put it into place
He forgot about being abused
Toasty the Snowbear
Was alive wishing it wouldn't last
Running here and there like a crazy bear
Hoping Snit couldn't run that fast.
He had a thing for Fluffy the Cat
So down to the basement he went
He hoped that bitch could help him out
while he hid in the laundry vent
Then that cat came strolling in
As soaked as it could be
Poor Toasty hadn't counted on
The plight he was too see
Toasty the Snowbear
Didn't get ****ed on like Snit's cat
Though his bottom was sore
And he wanted no more
He was glad not to deal with that
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Just look at Toasty flee
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Anything to avoid Snit's pee !!!!
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LOL! Not _that_ is funny!
(crickets chirping)
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