"Richard Brooks" wrote in message
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'Mike' said the following on 26/12/2010 08:23:
I am sumwot suprized that i am beeing piked up four my mistaiks. I thort
it
woz a wel none fact that i am knot as perfekt az otherz on this syt. it
haz
sertanly been poynted out by otherz meny a tym.

O god, hoever he or shee iz, pleez maik me prefekt lyk the otherz on this
syt so i kan kontinu to post heer.

Imke

{too lait to wish merri kristmas, so happi nu yeer}

Actually you may be out by several months but you know how organised
religion likes to lie whilst telling it's flock not to! ;-)



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Irish Alzheimer's

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he
saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya
decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced
me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat
just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that
he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the
back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal
McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat.
What changed your mind?"
Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I
decided I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."
With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I
talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', ya decided you would rather do without
your hat, than burn in Hell?"
Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."



;-))



Mike




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