Martin wrote:
Add that to him taking over my house with giant demijohns of wine ...
Yes, life and the house are a little bit mad.
It sounds like The Good Life, plus boats :-)

See, the difference with the Good Life - they gave up their jobs! I'm still
expected to work full time as well!

Have you sailed with him? He could turn out to be a tyrant afloat.

Only on a little 2-person floaty thing with a sail.