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David Hare-Scott[_2_] · 22-01-2011, 08:16 PM posted to rec.gardens

Brooklyn1 wrote:
On Sat, 22 Jan 2011 01:20:34 -0500, (EVP MAN)
wrote:

Save your money on expensive compost starters. Beer and human urine
work wonders as a compost activator. While I don't enjoy wasting
money by dumping beer into the composter, I found it best to drink
the beer and then urinate into your composter. This method really
gets things cooking! It's best to either **** in a empty gallon
milk jug and add it to the compost OR **** into the composter after
dark and late at night when most neighbors are in bed sleeping.
After all, we don't want to **** off any of our neighbors now do
we? While some people may consider urine wast matter, it's packed
full of vitamins, minerals and loaded with nitrogen! Sooooooo,
that also makes ****ing on your garden fine also. I do this while
my garden is at rest and before it's planted the following spring.
I do stop this practice a month before planting time after which I
till the soil after adding further amendments. Shake it easy and
give your garden what mother nature has provided

Geeze, yer missing out.. next time you eat kielbasa take a dump on
your cabbage patch.

It's a shame you are not consistently wrong then we could simply reverse
whatever you say.

Feces do contain nutrients for the soil but are not safe unless sterilized
which most people are not equiped to do so don't try this.

Urine on the other hand is sterile (unless you have a urinary tract
infection) and so is quite safe to put in your compost heap or straight on
your nitrogen-loving plants such as citrus trees. Whether you want to apply
it via a bucket or in person is a matter of personal choice but consider
your aim and how friendly you are with your neighbours. I believe that
fathers should teach their sons (at least) to water the lemon tree.

David