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Old 22-01-2011, 11:41 PM posted to rec.gardens
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Default Beer And **** Make Great Compost Starters

In article ,
Brooklyn1 Gravesend1 wrote:

On Sat, 22 Jan 2011 11:49:34 -0800, Billy
wrote:

In article ,
Brooklyn1 Gravesend1 wrote:

On Sat, 22 Jan 2011 01:20:34 -0500, (EVP MAN)
wrote:


Save your money on expensive compost starters. Beer and human urine
work wonders as a compost activator. While I don't enjoy wasting money
by dumping beer into the composter, I found it best to drink the beer
and then urinate into your composter. This method really gets things
cooking! It's best to either **** in a empty gallon milk jug and add it
to the compost OR **** into the composter after dark and late at night
when most neighbors are in bed sleeping. After all, we don't want to
**** off any of our neighbors now do we? While some people may consider
urine wast matter, it's packed full of vitamins, minerals and loaded
with nitrogen! Sooooooo, that also makes ****ing on your garden fine
also. I do this while my garden is at rest and before it's planted the
following spring. I do stop this practice a month before planting time
after which I till the soil after adding further amendments. Shake it
easy and give your garden what mother nature has provided

Geeze, yer missing out.. next time you eat kielbasa take a dump on
your cabbage patch.


More egregiously, bad advice from the anti-Christian, pin-head Shelly.
Human manure is a source for E. coli 0157:H7, typhoid, and cholera, to
name a few, if not properly composted first.


That makes you the worst offender, you Piece Of BILLY SHIT!


Very creative of you, dimwit, and it's Mr. Billy to you.

Now go out and play in the traffic.
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