On Mon, 14 Mar 2011 19:23:04 +0000, alan.holmes wrote:

"Derek Turner" wrote in message
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2011 19:18:50 +0000, Sacha wrote:

On 2011-03-13 18:54:58 +0000, "alan.holmes"
said:


I have a problem you may be able to help me with.


We do, Alan. What can we help you with?

Oh dear! and I used to have such great respect for you, Sacha

I only buy the Daily Mail for the codeword, a friend of mine introduced
me to them a long time ago and I've been hooked on them ever since, if I
don't get my daily fix, I cannot sleep at night!

Ah the old 'crossword defence'. Won't wash, Alan. I buy the Torygraph
books of crosswords but would sooner stick pins in my eyes than buy the
paper Has the Mail yet finished its great ontological quest to divide
everything in the world into things that either cause or prevent cancer?