In article ,
"Martin Riddle" wrote:

Send Monsanto after the superweeds?


If only the weeds had incorporated Monsanto's genes, then they would
belong to Monsanto. Unfortunately, the weeds have sorted out the problem
on their own, and have come up with their own unique responses to the
herbicides.


McGowan's Drinking Guide (Translated from the original German. It's
complicated, OK?)
Drinking Problems

Symptom Fault Action to be Taken

Everything has You have fallen As for falling over
gone dim, and you over forwards. backwards.
have a mouthfull of
cigarette butts and
broken teeth.
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Are you better off than you were 30 years ago? 10 years ago? 1 year ago?

Thank Reaganomics/Thatcherism, a.k.a. Voodoo economics :O(
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in the water bucket
********* a melon and an eggplant
***** nodding to each other
* ************* - * Yosa Buson
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- Billy

Dept. of Defense budget: $663.8 billion
Dept. of Health and Human Services budget: $78.4 billion


Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower, 16 April 1953