On Tue, 03 May 2011 15:08:31 +0100, Jake wrote:

3) Watching a neighbour
edging her lawn with a pair of scissors is marginally more amusing than
watching paint dry but a lot less amusing than watching her come out
with a vacuum cleaner to clean up the cuttings afterwards;

That would be a joy to see. I want my own neighbours to get rid of the
Japanese knotweed that is spreading into mine.

Warwick