On Sat, 7 May 2011 22:29:18 +0100, Skipweasel
wrote:

In article op.vu4p9fcyhswpfo@dell3100, says...
With Charlotte Green?

in the conservatory, with a lead pipe

Though the silken cord sounds more attractive...

Hey, any threat to Charlotte Green is likely to get you irreparably --
nay, unrecognisably -- marmalised by almost every other male
inhabitant of Middle Britain! I understand there's a vacant hidey-hole
in the Tora Bora which the agents have been trying to unload for
years: you could get it pretty cheap.

--
Mike.