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Old 08-05-2011, 07:02 PM posted to uk.rec.sheds,uk.rec.gardening
Skipweasel[_4_] Skipweasel[_4_] is offline
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In article ,
says...
With Charlotte Green?

in the conservatory, with a lead pipe

Though the silken cord sounds more attractive...

Hey, any threat to Charlotte Green is likely to get you irreparably --
nay, unrecognisably -- marmalised by almost every other male
inhabitant of Middle Britain! I understand there's a vacant hidey-hole
in the Tora Bora which the agents have been trying to unload for
years: you could get it pretty cheap.


The silken cord was for her to use on me!

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Skipweasel - never knowingly understood.
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