On Sun, 8 May 2011 19:02:51 +0100, Skipweasel
wrote:

In article ,
says...
With Charlotte Green?

in the conservatory, with a lead pipe

Though the silken cord sounds more attractive...

Hey, any threat to Charlotte Green is likely to get you irreparably --
nay, unrecognisably -- marmalised by almost every other male
inhabitant of Middle Britain! I understand there's a vacant hidey-hole
in the Tora Bora which the agents have been trying to unload for
years: you could get it pretty cheap.


The silken cord was for her to use on me!

Ah, I see. I'm not sure the numerous liberties I'd allow Ms Green to
take with me extend to actual strangulation...

--
Mike.