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David Hare-Scott[_2_] · 28-06-2011, 06:49 AM posted to rec.gardens.edible

wrote:
On Jun 24, 4:07 pm, "Snag" wrote:
I'm startin' to wonder f I got a batch of gay zucchini seeds . The
flowers are all male ... so far .

--
Snag
Learning keeps
you young !

I was wondering ...what is this group all about?
thanks!

The name rec.gardens.edible is a blind to keep away idle spectators so we
can talk about phallic phruits.

Did you know that bananas were designed by God to fit the human hand? If
you make a ring with your thumb and index finger guess what it fits! A
banana! Well a zucchini too, but only if they are picked at the right size.
Bananas have it all over zuchs though.
Note that the banana:

1.. Is shaped for the human hand
2.. Has a non-slip surface
3.. Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green - not ripe enough
Yellow - just right for eating
Black - too ripe
4.. Has a tab for easy removal of its wrapper
5.. Is perforated on the wrapper for easy peeling
6.. Has a biodegradable wrapper
7.. Is shaped for the human mouth
8.. Is pleasing to the taste buds
9.. Is curved towards the face to make the eating process easy
The conclusion: obviously the banana was designed by "Almighty God" for the
benefit of human beings.

David