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Old 28-06-2011, 08:30 PM posted to rec.gardens.edible
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Default Queer Zucchini ?

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"David Hare-Scott" wrote:

wrote:
On Jun 24, 4:07 pm, "Snag" wrote:
I'm startin' to wonder f I got a batch of gay zucchini seeds . The
flowers are all male ... so far .

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Snag
Learning keeps
you young !


I was wondering ...what is this group all about?
thanks!


The name rec.gardens.edible is a blind to keep away idle spectators so we
can talk about phallic phruits.

Did you know that bananas were designed by God to fit the human hand? If
you make a ring with your thumb and index finger guess what it fits! A
banana! Well a zucchini too, but only if they are picked at the right size.
Bananas have it all over zuchs though.
Note that the banana:

1.. Is shaped for the human hand
2.. Has a non-slip surface
3.. Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green - not ripe enough
Yellow - just right for eating
Black - too ripe
4.. Has a tab for easy removal of its wrapper
5.. Is perforated on the wrapper for easy peeling
6.. Has a biodegradable wrapper
7.. Is shaped for the human mouth
8.. Is pleasing to the taste buds
9.. Is curved towards the face to make the eating process easy
The conclusion: obviously the banana was designed by "Almighty God" for the
benefit of human beings.

David


And if you want to enjoy it, the way god intended for you to enjoy it
(organic), avoid those sold by Mammon, which have Thiabendazole,
Imazalil, 5-Hydroxythiabendazole, Azoxystrobin, o-Phenylphenol,
Pyrimethanil, Oxamyl oxime, Chlorpyrifos, Myclobutanil on them.
http://www.whatsonmyfood.org/food.jsp?food=BN
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- Billy

Mad dog Republicans to the right. Democratic spider webs to the left. True conservatives, and liberals not to be found anywhere in the phantasmagoria
of the American political landscape.

America is not broke. The country is awash in wealth and cash.
It's just that it's not in your hands. It has been transferred, in the
greatest heist in history, from the workers and consumers to the banks
and the portfolios of the uber-rich.
http://www.politifact.com/wisconsin/.../michael-moore
/michael-moore-says-400-americans-have-more-wealth-/