"Bill Grey" wrote in message
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"'Mike'" wrote in message
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"Dave Hill" wrote in message
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Well I can read the postings again as they are sent, but 5 posts I
have made this morning have got lost in the wide blue yonder, or
somewhere.
David

and the wide blue yonder will have a lot in it if we go back to the
beginning ;-)

In the beginning ....


In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham
Com
did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a
comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often
called
Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from
town
to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy
tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short
of a
camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in
between to
send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling
you
who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and
delivery
made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the
drums.
And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all
the
goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.
To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were
saying,
Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known
as
Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to
transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).

And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy
horsefly
take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich
Dominican
Sybarites, or NERDS.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the
deafening
sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to
that
enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every
drum
maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would
work
only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over
by
others."
And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be
known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."

And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said
Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated
Kid
(GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things
around the
countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to
Locating
Everything (GOOGLE).

And that's how it all began !

And you have demonstrated yet again that you are completely out of
touch with reality. Please be considerate and stop annoying everyone with
these ridiculous postings which have no bearing on the subject matter of
this newsgroup.

Bill


Just think Bill, if you were to start a gardening forum of your own, one
where contributors had to register, instead of just trying to stamp your
unapproved authority on this one along with the others, you could turn away
those who rattle your cage for any reason at all.

Give it a thought :-))

Kindest regards

Mike


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