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Old 29-07-2011, 02:51 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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On Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:22:45 +0100, Pam Moore
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latest idiotic idea on Garden ER last night. Water your plants with
Cola drinks!
Whatever next!

Pam in Bristol


Didn't watch the rubbish. Glanced at episode 2 and got the idea to
mark out the floor of my greenhouse as a squash court

Currently reglazing greenhouse ))

Did (s)he suggest we should nick the cola drinks from somewhere (can't
be from the coffee shop as everyone will have been banned for nicking
sugar and stirrers)?

Suggestion for next idea - water some plants you don't really care
about with beer. The slugs will then find the leaves more tasty and
leave your prized plants alone. This will avoid the RSPCA prosecuting
you for drowning them in the beer and thus causing unnecessary
suffering.

I see that tonight the Beeb are going for Alan Titchmarsh again by
starting an hour long GW at 8.00. The viewing figures will be
interesting as last time AT won.

Cheers
Jake
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