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Old 28-08-2011, 11:42 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening,uk.d-i-y
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Default Blowing Neighbours smell away

On 27/08/2011 23:41, Tim Streater wrote:
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The Medway Handyman wrote:

If we weren't meant to smoke, why did God invent tobacco?


Oh come now Our Dave. You may as well say that if we weren't meant to
jump off cliffs why did he invent Beachy Head?


'Mike' made the inane comment "If you were meant to smoke, you would
have been born with a chimney out of you head".

I was merely being as ridiculous as he was.

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