Christina Websell wrote:
"Dave East" wrote in message
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Our next door neighbours are very heavy smokers and we get a bit fed up
with the smell of it.

Wondering if we bought one of those fairly big house fans and placed it on
the garden table whether it would make any difference or would be it be a
waste of time?

Try it. I wish my new neighbours would just smoke rather than only occupy
their house when they are going to have a huge party. A car blocked me in,
and I asked them to move (this was at 9a.m. and he said he would only be
there for a few minutes, so I agreed ok) It was there until 7 pm. and
there were people spilling into the street talking at the top of their
voices all day.
This is a quiet area, this is the 2nd noisy party in a few weeks. They will
not fit in if they continue.
They do not even seem to be living there, just using it for parties.
It drives me wild.
Tina


Ah. You need the TNP secret weapon.

a 100W detuned ex police transmitter coupled to a noise generator.
Obliterates every hifi system within 30 meters.

The ultimate party pooper and, if they have it loud enough, destroys the
woofers as well. No home should be without one.

And they will never know who dunit