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Old 30-08-2011, 07:50 AM posted to uk.rec.gardening,uk.d-i-y
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Default Blowing Neighbours smell away

In article , The Medway Handyman
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On 29/08/2011 13:23, Steve Firth wrote:
wrote:

On 2011-08-28, Steve
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The selfishness of smokers has always amazed me.

They're junkies. Junkies will lie, cheat, steal, do *anything* to get
their fix. Junkies deny realities obvious to non-junkies. The life of
the junky revolves around their addiction. Nothing else matters.


Yup. I got stared at long and hard in company "personnel" meetings when
I asked if I could take 15-20 minutes off every hour


Again, just how large is this cigarette that takes 20 mins to smoke?


The cigarette doesn't take 20 minutes to smoke - but the absence from work
could be that long:

Leave desk, go to toilet, wait for lift, use lift (which stops at all
floors), go outside, look in bag or pocket for cigarettes, same with
lighter/matches, smoke cigarette, go back indoors (having first found
security pass in pocket/bag, wait for lift, use lift, go to toilet, return
to desk. That's an easy 20 minutes.

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