"Bart" wrote in message
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On Oct 2, 7:38 am, "'Mike'" wrote:
"Jake" Nospam@invalid wrote in message

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Crowings pruned

Hmmm. I only picked this up by accident but as I've got it, lets
enjoy. I've cut his input and pasted it below with interspersed
comments as that's the only way my wonderful newsreader settings will
let me,.

Applicable to this site.

Your coment, Crowe. Please explain "site". (Actually, no need to
bother. Anyone with the remotest interest in you comments has
killfiled you as you've proved yourself to be a [maybe the bit on top
of the neck of someone called Richard?]

A once regular troll once swore at me on this newsgroup and I put him
and
his posting in the gutter where it belonged. For a very long time I
have
taken the stance that if one has to use abusive language to express
yourself, you are lacking in the education of the English Language

Hang on, do you mean that you put yourself and your posting in the
gutter? Why then do you persist?

Your comments would be welcome, and remember, this, and your responses
are
archived and are copied to gardenbanter and suchlike.

Taken for granted. Incidentally, Crowe, feel free to respond. I won't
see your excrement. Apologies to certain URGlers who will.

I, and my friends who have been directed to these sites to see the
responses, look forward to your comments.

Why? You actually have friends? Miracles? I'll send your contact
details to the Pope. You must (on your own admission) be eligible for
beatification.

There is NO place for foul language on ANY newsgroup or forum

Ah, So we must not utter the phrase "M... C....". Suits me..0 If we
remove Crowe from the group then the need for foul language proably
reduces by 100%.

Incidentally, Mr Clerk, the regulars in this newsgroup rarely utilise
the foul language to which Mr Crowe refers (I'm having stomach pains
at the thought of referring to him as Mr) other than when referring to
the aforementioned Mr Crowe. The man's so up his own rear end as to be
unbelievable! He must have a 2 foot diameter sphincter at least (to
allow the shoulders to follow the head).

Cheers, Jake
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URGling from the less wet end of Swansea Bay in between
sweeping up leaves by the cubic metre!

www.rivendell.org.uk

Jake your expertise at producing almost readable fiction is a tribute to
the
capacity of your brain. Had you thought of producing some more and finding
a
literary agent. There's a best seller in you I think.

Tell you what, make it into a play and I will see what it's like and
possibly produce and direct it on stage. I have produced a few plays for
fund raising. Did one last Monday Night at the Shanklin Theatre and made
about �800.00 for the Theatre. Great fun, all volunteers.

Come on, give it a go :-))

Mike in anticipation

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What part of Jakes post is not 100% accurate I find hard to work out?
And comments on bad language coming from one of usenets most prolific
trolls are in themselves rather silly, as getting attention from
others is pretty much the one and only reason for Mike Crowes posts
over the last 15 yrs or so.
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and your post Chris are .........................................?

(apart from being lies of course)

Mike
(who keeps the same name and doesn't hide it)

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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.

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