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Janet writes
I am sorry to say that your post reminded me of a hapless girl at
our school, whose boyfriend mistakenly believed that slipping a crisp
packet over it, would prevent anything turning up under a goosberry
bush. I doubt that a compost bag will be any more effective than a crisp
packet for the purpose though I am, of course, mightily impressed by the
size.

Ow.

Salt and Vinegar. Chilli flavour. [Shudders violently]

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regards andyw