"Bloke Down The Pub" wrote in message
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"Steve B" wrote in message
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"Bloke Down The Pub" wrote in message
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For future reference there is an alt.test newsgroup where these posts
would be better aimed. AND along with internet literacy should be
taught Usenet etiquette. Finally you should also be taught to "munge"
your email addresses to avoid the plethora of spam available on the net.

Mike

Get a life, and if you can't do that, learn how to use the BLOCK SENDER
option on your computer. If you can't do that, toss your computer in the
garbage, you're too stupid to own one.

Dear Whatever:

I notice you have taken to task a writer about whether or not a post is
on
topic, is spelled correctly, or is correct in some other minute detail.

I would like to inform you that the post of Netnanny is already filled.
It
is held by Newton Fillmore, of Pacoima, California, although Mr. Fillmore
is
currently in a coma in a facility in Riverside, and has been for three
years, eight months now. We just could not bring ourselves to demote him
without a proper hearing and him being present.

Please be advised that there are currently over 500 applicants and
wannabes
for the position. That does not include people like yourself who have
broken with protocol and currently act like they are in the cherished
position.

If and when and if ever the post becomes available, you will be required
to
write an essay of no longer than 1500 words, single spaced, using the
words
there, they're, their, your, you're, and any others you can come up with
in
as many incorrect grammatical situations as possible.

You must also describe the difference between "lose" and "loose" in 25
words
or less.

You must also include the reason that you think entitles you the lifelong
right to hold this post, and review the rest of humanity on its daily
heretofore
unobserved unsupervised act of Usenet Posting.

Steve
3rd Poohbah and Grand Mucky Muck
of the Society of Netnannies.

Addended by 4/19/2011

You forgot three of my favorites, its and it's, lightning and
lightening, and to, too and two

:-)


Hello Steve I have left in your cut and paste so that you may use it again
when next you misread a post. I was offering no criticism to your
original post and was attempting to add a little to the information of
those who were using your post to further their education on "internet
literacy"

I do not use "BLOCK SENDER" whatever that may be. I am willing to read
all posts and reply as I see fit.

Mike

You are a rational man in a sea of schlubs.

Steve