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Old 25-10-2011, 06:26 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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Default The tooth fairy?


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On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:44:26 +0100, "'Mike'"
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"harry" wrote in message
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We have a huge crop of apples.
Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
bag". They are nearby. The bags are disappearing and the £s
appearing. So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
Could it be the tooth fairy?
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Don't know about the tooth fairy, had my teeth out years ago
:-))))))))))))

But on our litter bins there is a wonderful sticker 'The is no such thing
as
a Dog Poo Fairy. Pick your Dog Poo up after you"

OH ...OH.... OH

If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
everybody's garden except their own :-((

Mike


Could be worse, you could have foxes. The locals are trying to
excavate birthing dens. Their crap is a relatively minor
inconvenience.



:-((

We have Foxes :-((

And what is worse than that? When my Daughter and Son in Law had The Manor
................................ Badgers :-((


They undermined the Tennis Courts and put them out of bounds :-((

Having sold The Manor, and the Mews Houses, they now keep a very beady eye
on their walled garden. Now down to a couple of landscaped acres :-))

Mike

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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.

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