We are no longer allowed to put up a sign "Beware of the Dog" in the UK.

really?

troll

In fact I beleive we have to rely on not being killed or injured while we
sleep, and if we are then simply 'phone the police during any attack, life
threating or not. Simple when some scroat has you by the balls or has your
wife nailed to the coffee table.

Baz