Having just read some pun threads I couldn't get
"Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister"
out of my head.
You gotta love the vagaries of the English language.

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No plan survives contact with the enemy.
[Not even bunny]

Helmuth von Moltke the Elder

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You're not going to say you remember the Beverly Sisters?