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Old 01-02-2012, 08:02 PM posted to uk.d-i-y,uk.legal,uk.rec.gardening
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Default Metal theft. The biters bit

On Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:05:45 +0000, wrote:

On Tue, 31 Jan 2012 06:10:49 -0800 (PST), whisky-dave
wrote:

of cause one way is to let the prisoner decide his own punishment
without actually letting on.

They asked a the person who raped and 80 year old women
what he would do to someone that raped his grandmother,
he said" I'd f***ing kill them" or word to that effect

So there you go, he sentanced himself.


Channel Five might be interested in a new game show - Live Hunting.
The prisoner is released into a game park with a bow and a knife. He
has two days to survive a lethal manhunt, where the hunters (randomly
drawn members of the public and family members of the murder/rape
victim) are armed with weapons of their choice, up to and including
30mm cannon - but only one weapon each.
If the hunted survives, he gains a pardon and is immediately
conscripted into a Liquidation Squad operating in Afghanistan.


And what if he succeeds in killing the hunters?

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