Jake wrote in
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On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:56:16 GMT, Baz wrote:

Anyone for tennis?

Do you mean get out the collection of Cliff Richard records and listen
to them whilst sitting on the patio under an umbrella to get the real
atmosphere?

The only thing I lack is a Cliff Richard record.

Think positive. Tie a bar of soap to the top of your head and stand
outside. To do the job properly, you stand for a few minutes in the
middle of the flower bed, then in the middle of the veg patch (sorry,
lake), then middle of the lawn.

Then congratulate yourself for the achievement of recycling all the
water from your shower out onto the garden with no effort at all and
without using a hosepipe.

(Note to self - it's a good idea to turn the tap on your water butt
off when it rains!)

Cheers, Jake
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Urgling from the asylum formerly known as the
dry end of Swansea Bay.


I would do that in a heartbeat.
Only snag is the neighbours would call the RSPCA to report a very large
snake is on the loose.

Baz