"Spider" wrote

After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare for
bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow
and was about to put it on ...

Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of
aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea
that being a gardener would be so traumatic.

I reckon you must have had a slug on you when you went to bed the night
before and that is how got into your nighty. Of course it means you slept
with it all night. Sweet dreams. :-)
--
Regards. Bob Hobden.
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