"Martin" wrote in message
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On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 19:10:12 +0100, Janet Tweedy
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In article , Martin
writes
I didn't mention car keys, house keys, TV controllers and
spectacles.We searched the garden, the garage, and the house from top
to bottom, for a missing front door key and gave up. The key was left
in the lock on the outside of the front door.


Oh done that. I lose reading glasses all the time then suddenly find
about 6 pairs.

Worse still, I have found reading glasses, that don't belong to
anybody in our household.

Oh noooooooooo a burglar has been coming to read your books!!
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