Ophelia wrote:
Being Daniel, it could very well have been "to wipe up the poo". However,
as far as I can tell in this case, it was "to **** off mummy". He said
they were in his bed and they were rubbish. So obviously the floor is the
place for them to go

Right! Did Mummy have a wee word with himself on this matter? g Does he
has a rubbish bin in his room? ))

He does not, but they don't really /normally/ have much opportunity to make
a mess of a rubbish kind. And also, he's particularly talented at throwing
things not-at-the-right-place. Eg, his dirty clothes aimed for the wash basket
end up on the top of the door ...