"Ophelia" wrote in message
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"Kate Morgan" wrote in message
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I've always fancied the idea of triggering the alarm as I walked INTO a
store.
Oh me Too ! But how?
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Pete C

well Pete what you do is have a b----- silly accident fall onto some
reinforced concrete and end up having a very handsome young surgeon put
a large bit of metal into your shoulder and lots of neat screw`s, its
easy but I don't think you should try it. I have been brave today and
walked into a shop that had huge security things but nothing happened
:-(

My metal knees never trigger any alarms either


How do you manage to garden with metal knees, I am struggling with one
arm but I know that it will work again soon but metal knees must be truly
tricky.

Well I can't kneel properly (I can't put pressure on them) but I use one
of those kneeler things and 'kneel' on my shins.

My knees are well healed btw and I hope your shoulder will get there very
soon! Just a matter of compensation as with a lot of things at my age

.... or should that be 'compensating'? You know what I mean)
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